In 2009 I was analyzing walnuts in Salisbury, MD. Had moderate success buying and selling g.i. joes in Libya. Garnered an industry award while analyzing ice cream in Ocean City, NJ. Spent several months training pond scum for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2005 analyzing sock monkeys in Deltona, FL. Set new standards for short selling love in West Palm Beach, FL.